Here it is! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Where's the beef? Got Milk? Just do it. ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?



Yeah so.. here are the tutorials. Some of them might seem really basic to some people, but judging by the emails I've received I think that's exactly what people want. So if you read something you already know, skip ahead. There's bound to be a point where you'll eventually learn something. And if not, well then GTFO. I will NOT have a smarter man than me reading my website, sitting there on his fucking throne, sipping his stupid tea and casting upon me his divine fucking judgement. No sir.